February 7th, 2010
So let me start off by saying that I’m deeply humbled to be invited to post on NotOften. Why do you ask? Any imbecile can set up a blog. Yeah – it’s not that. As people can tell you, I have a habit of putting my foot in my mouth. A lot. If you want an awkward situation, I’ll be more than happy to provide it – 5 minutes before you want it, in fact. So it’s nice to see someone still has marginal faith in me. Hopefully I won’t make too many of those types of posts here, but, ya know, if I slip up every now and then, maybe it’ll just make things more awesome. Right? … right?
Anyhow, I’ve got a couple of ideas on what to write so far. I’d like to start a semi-regular column called The Needle, where I’ll post a review of some album I’ve listened to recently. Don’t worry – I won’t be a pretentious bastard all the time. Some will be dead common albums, while others will be a bit more eclectic in taste. The bottom line – they’re albums that I really like or really hate. Another idea is a series of posts called Nerdgasm, where I go off on some cool new gadget or hardware innovation. Basically, I’ll do a half-assed job of what Engadget or Gizmodo will post, and expect you guys to be mildly interested. Maybe I’ll also post some stuff on the life of a grad student, cause, you know, I’m one of those.
Any other ideas? I’m up for a lot of challenges (not really). But perhaps you guys will have better ideas than me.
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February 2nd, 2010
I’m going to try recommending some stories and authors that I find interesting from time to time.
I recently found out about the work of Jeff VanderMeer through one of the various blogs I follow and decided to look into his work. From the post on Boing Boing, I went and downloaded the soundtrack to his latest book “Finch,” done by the band Murder by Death (the vinyl is available and my birthday is coming up, *hint hint*) with some lovely haunting tunes that make me excited to check this book out. However, after finding out that this is the latest of his books to be set in the world of Ambergris, and being the completion-ist that I am, I needed to start at the beginning. After researching on Wikipedia, I found a collection of his stories in “City of Saints and Madmen.” The article mentioned some stories that got lost in different editions of the book and the one that I don’t have in my paperback reprinting is “The Man Who Had No Eyes,” but I found it on the internets for free.
I highly recommend that you read that story, and try to figure out the code at the bottom. If you can’t decipher it, please, PLEASE DO NOT click that link that will get you to the answer. Contact me and I will tell you how to decipher it but don’t click the link at the bottom until you are done because I clicked the link to the answer and I have regretted it. The experience would have been that much more complete if I had just figured it out. I really can’t explain it, you have to read it and solve it for yourself. I warn you ahead of time, some of the numbers in the code are wrong. I don’t know which ones the are particularly, but just keep doing your best (it’s only a few that are wrong, you should still get most of the story) and when you’re done, go look at the answer so you know what you missed. Just thinking of it now boggles my mind to think of how clever Mr. VanderMeer is.
To be honest, I haven’t gotten very far in the book “City of Saints and Madmen” because I don’t have much time to read; I spend most of my time listening to audio fiction which I will begin to review either here or on the podcast that should be starting by the end of the month. The first story was an excellently creepy love story with a bizarre ending that wasn’t so much a twist as it was just disturbing and honest. The second is what’s been taking me so long since it’s the history of the town of Ambergris going back quite a few generations and I’m getting bogged down in the names and details because I was also taking a history class in school at the time. It’s interesting, though, because it’s told by a narrator who feels he needs to leave footnotes upon footnotes to tell the reader what’s important and which parts to skip, which I find amusing. The style is good enough to carry me through the tedious parts and long descriptions, but there are also enough action sequences (battles and love affairs etc) to keep me interested as well. The narrator throughout the history section almost reminds me of Johnny Truant from “House of Leaves” which I will review at a later date.
It’s hard to define what genre these stories belong in; it’s too easy to say fantasy, but there are no dragons or anything else outright fantastical about them, and it’s not really sci-fi, but it’s not anything really recognizable. There’s also something about his writing style that keeps me turning pages. He definitely has a way with words and if you read “The Man Who Had No Eyes” and enjoy it, I highly recommend “City of Saints and Madmen,” the soundtrack to “Finch,” and everything else this guy does. If you don’t like that story, then at least listen to samples of the soundtrack. I hope to review his other books in later episodes of Tuesday’s Story (or T’s S as I like to call it) as soon as I get around to reading them.
Tags: Ambergris, City of Saints and Madmen, Jeff VanderMeer, Murder by Death, The Man Who Had No Eyes
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February 2nd, 2010
Hey everybody! I think some introductions are in order or I’m going to call everyone partner. My name is bunches and I am the fiance of the overlord of this website. I was told to just post whatever interests me and since I am studying to be an anthropologist most of my posts will probably rants about cultural things. People on the internet like rants right? You get to pwn people in rants. Well, that is all for tonight.
-bunches
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January 29th, 2010
One of the many projects we’re working on here at notoftenmedia is a podcast. I’m scripting the first show right now but before it becomes an official podcast I’ll need some album art. I’ve got some ideas, but the theme is “not often” if you haven’t figured it out already. Also if you have any site design suggestions or artwork for the site, email me.

Tags: art, meta, podcast
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January 29th, 2010
Here we go kids. I promised this site by the end of February and here it is, not even the end of Janutary yet! I’m really excited to start posting here, so stay tuned for updates on what’s going on.
Tags: meta, misspelling
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